Thursday, January 12, 2006

midget porn

After reading the 400 gazillionth comment on a blog about midget porn, along with having dated several men (guys) who have made comments/refernces to midget porn, I have to ask, really?

Is this an inside joke that I can't possibly understand as I don't have a penis?
Is it the fascination with the fact that you could actually pick the woman up and have your way with her?
Is a child thing? (It had better not be a child thing)
Is it the fact that you could say, (insert dude voice) "Hey, yeah, like I totally banged a midget last night."
"Yeah, no shit? You fuckin rock, man."
"Dude, I know. Midgets rule."
Is it a dominance issue? I am big you are small, let me see you ride me you naughty little cowgirl midget?
Did Bridget the Midget get the whole craze goin? Cause, I gotta tell ya, she ain't doin it for me.
Please, men I beg of you. Let a girl in on the big midget porn phenom secret.

20 comments:

ptg said...

I totally agree!!

I can see the humor aspect of it, but the serious porn-watching aspect of it? Yea, don't get.

Will said...

Very well. I'll work on a midget-love post.

No promises when it may be completed though.

Kilt Trip said...

As much as I joke about midgets(and even made one Bridget the midget post), the thought holds absolutely no appeal. I've never seen a complete midget porn. Just a 30 second clip once.

I thank God it wasn't longer than that.

I have to disagree with you on Bridget the midget though. she has a cute face(in the glam shots on her band page at least.)

Party Girl said...

Will: make it speedy, I want this riddle solved as soon as possible.

Rob: I've seen her on "cathouse" and yeah, I think she looks like she needs a shower. However, based on her personality, she's pretty kick-ass.

wavslidn said...

I am sorry to disappoint, but I have never gotten into the midget porn thing either. I am 6'6" and so the logistics of hooking up with a midget dont work for me at all (so there is no fantasy). When I was in the Marines, there was a female midget (she was 4'6") who made her rounds through the barracks in DC and who was rumored to "star" in a few videos that were made of her and groups of Marines.
On another note, I dont think I could watch a midget porn because I kinda get creeped out some times by some midgets - those stumpy arms and hands freak me out. I will wait for the response email from the ACLU.

Silent Screams said...

I have to say that this made me giggle..... but when i hear midget, porn is the second thing that comes to mind. I see midget tossing....

http://midget-tossing.freeonlinegames.com/

:-\ ok so yea, im going to hell.

Pussycat said...

Wait, 4'6" is midget material!?! I'm only 5', yes, that's 5' even.

Note to self: Drink more milk.

Intense said...

Midget Porn....doesn't leave a good taste in my mouth!!

Party Girl said...

Wavs: I have ACLU on the line as we speak. (Actually, I was taking a drink of something when I read your comment and well, it went up my nose a little. Thanks for the early chuckle)
Also, I find the short arms a little creepy as well.
Hold on, my phone is ringing.

Pussycat: I am 5'5 on a good day. And that'd be why I wear 4 inch stilletos whenever I can.
I think you are far from being a midget, simply short. Which, don't you just love how freely people point this out? Your short. Well, your ugly.

Silent screams: I know of a guy who participated in this. So wrong. So very, very wrong.

Party Girl said...

Unthink: well, your not supposed to eat them. Wait, well, I'm sure in the right context, then yes.

Party Girl said...

Wavs:
When are you going to start posting on your blog? I want to hear all about your inner most thoughts!

Pussycat said...

Party Girl- I rarely wear anything without at least a 3-4 inch lift. Usually stilettos of some sort, as well. I'm a shoe freak, but I hate wedges, espcailly with those stupid Bermuda shorts. They would only make me look shorter.

Party Girl said...

wavs: Ok, I just reread what you wrote. 6'6 and with a midget? It was total visual. Trying to line it all up. Even if she was on top, yeah. Stop the visual, stop the visual.
Oh, God I am laughing so hard right now.

...wow, that part of my brain now has a hole burned into it.
wrong, so very, very wrong.

where's a tissue for my tears...

wavslidn said...

silent screams - midget tossing rocks! I take that over midget porn any day. Oh well, at least we will be warm.

wavslidn said...

party girl - I am still trying to come up with ideas. Do you have any suggestions to get me going?

Party Girl said...

wavs: well your a self-professed former Jarhead. I would think even if you were in for a day you have some stories to tell. I somehow very much doubt it was short stint. I say start there, if you want to. Talk about the guys you meet, the stories ect. I've known several men who were in the military and the stories are always entertaining and mostly hilarious. That many men all living together in various places around the world? yeah. I can smell the testosterone. Nuff said.

I think once, if you start from there, it will go whereever you want it to take you. I startd out with this being all about sex and dating. Don't get me wrong that is certainly the main theme, but then I added other aspects of my personality, ala the inner dork and random thoughts and whatever else pops into this scary thing called my brain.
Let me know when it's up and running I will be your first reader.

Party Girl said...

pussycat: from one shoe whore to the next, I say welcome to the club.
I have over 100 pairs. Mostly heals. All in their boxes and labeled. I've had people stop talking when they see me open my closet. I say, you need a shoe for every and any occasion whether it be dressed or undressed a girls always gotta be prepared.

wavslidn said...

party,
the first posting is up there - it is not much but you asked.

It is a start..

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