My superpower is my psychic ability. I can predict my friends futures. I don't mean this in a crystal ball sort of way, more in the; this person is right for you, this person will call/won't call, this job will happen, ect.
Unfortunately, my psychic abilities don't work on myself. Horniness is my kryptonite.
If I'm attracted to someone my psychic abilities are completely wiped away when it comes to myself.
This is me. A blog about my daily life and slices-of-life. It's honest, it's funny, it's sad, it's witty, it's sarcastic, sometimes it's soapbox-ish, it sometimes rambles, sometimes it's artsy, sometimes it's dorky but, it is always honest and always me. (Which ever "me" decides to show up on that particular day.) Simply put, it's just my daily world that I'm trying to sort out the only way I know how, through words.
About Me
- Party Girl
- I am perpetually perky always optimistic yet slightly cynical. I am incredibly honest. I am honest, open, judgment free, and most importantly - honest. I'm a dork. I'm creative. I love trivia. I always have gum. I talk with my hands. I make faces at people. I'm sarcastic as hell. I adore vodka. And Beer. And wine. If it's fermented, I am probably a fan. I believe in laughing as often as possible. I am the girl next door. I am quick with a wink and a smile and a good laugh. Don't be hateful. This is my world, you're just visiting. I appreciate you stopping by.
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3 comments:
Ok, I need to know what the correct winning lottery numbers are going to be for tomorrow's drawing.
Or how to get my wife to go commando now and again.
See any of that in my future?
:-)
6,8,9,13,24,36 powerball: 14
commando: Have you tried asking her and telling her how much it will turn you on? Also, it makes it super easy for inappropriate public sex. If your into that (just sayin)
if you win the lotto my fee is 60%. It drains my energy for the day to use my superpower.
rob: on first reading I thought you said, super dick, I thought, well alrighty good for you!
Not that my mind is always in the gutter or anything.
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